matt officialgaybestfriend is my daddy ♡

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

felchingqueen:

felchingqueen:

felchingqueen:

its 4:10 and you all should send nudes

its 4:15 where are the nudes

the time has changed and yet no nudes smh

it’s 4:50 and i have no nudes yet

essence of beauty: lisa bonet

(Source: lovemenendawit, via hows)

Just fucking do it omg

But I’m laying down and I’m so comfy and moving would ruin it D:

That’s strange coming from you

Cus it’s 4:36! And I’m debating it rn tbh.

You say it like it’s a bad thing

Don’t get me wrong I love dicks and asses but my dick rn is just like hey touch me and I’m just like hey no

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via stacysfather)

You’re a teenage boy

I don’t like being a teenage boy. I’m horny 24/7 and all I think about is dicks and asses.